Potatoism (Prátáneachas)

Potatoism (Prátáneachas) is an ideology/religion. The idea of “Potatoism/Potatoist beliefs” is to Deificate the common household vegetable, known as a “potato”. This wiki page will explain what Potatoism is, and what are the customs in Potatoism.

The foundation of Potatoism.
In 50BC: A man named Fearprátá (His actual name is unknown) was born in Ireland (The exact birthplace is unknown). The people inhabiting Ireland would believe Fearprátaí to be a God-like figure, as Fearprátá had godly powers. In 40BC, Prátáfear would use his godly powers to introduce: The potato. Prátáfear would show the Irish potatoes for the first time, and because of this, the local people began to call Fearprátá “Fearprátá”. The Potatoist religion would soon gain massive popularity in Ireland. The people of Ireland would begin to treat potatoes like royalty, and saying anything remotely negative about potatoes would result in death.

The growth of Potatoism.
As Potatoism would begin to grow, people would build religious houses where you could practice Potatoism. These houses are called “Teach prátaí” and they are still around today. Teach prátaí would begin to be built in Ireland in 35BC, after the great “Féile Prátá” was celebrated. The “Féile prátá” was a festival celebrated every 6 months where you had to grow potatoes for an entire day, there would also be a big party to celebrate Potatoism.

The death of Potatoism.
All was going great, until 15BC, when a group of people called the “Blightists” would set out to kill Fearprátá. The Blight’s would travel around Ireland so they could find Fearprátá and kill him. After 3 years of searching, Fearprátá was found in the Cliffs of Moher, Clare. The Blightists would charge towards him, beginning the battle of Moher. Fearprátá would fight the Blightists using Claíomh prátaí(A legendary sword made entirely of potatoes). The Blightists also brought swords to the battle. The battle was almost won by Fearprátá, however, a Blightist pushed Fesrprátá off the cliffs of Moher, where Fearprátá would fall to his death, when Fearprátá landed, he is believed to have landed on a 16 pointed wheel, this wheel would be known as "The death place", which can now be seen on the Potatoist flag. This battle would be known as the greatest tragedy in Potatoist history. Potatoism would soon die out in Ireland, and wouldn’t be practiced for over 1,000 years. Potatoes and Potatoism would be fully dead by 5BC.

The rebirth of Potatoism.
In November, 2019. Fearprátá would send his son, Irish Empire, to the Kugeln.io Universe in order to spread Potatoist beliefs across the platform. Irish Empire would begin this process in the August of 2020. Irish Empire would design a flag and a symbol for Potatoism. There has been multiple Potatoist Empires, these empires would controll land all over the world. Potatoist-Imperialism is an extremist form of Potatoism. Where land is invaded in order to convert the people to Potatoism, these are known as “Prásades”. This is how Irish Empire discovers new land.

Confirmed Potatoist kugelners
Fearprátá (Not really a Kugelner, has never played Kugeln.io before as of the 28/03/2021

Irish Empire

Irish Empire JR

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Notable Potatoist followers
Connor Spud (1986-)

Agata O'Donnell (1995-)

Chiloé Bryne (2001-)

Désirée O'Shea (1952-)

Imilla Brown (2011-)

Potatoist customs and beliefs.
When practising Potatoism, you have to were a “Hata prátá”, it is seen as disrespectful if you don’t wear the hat.

Blightists are not allowed in Teach Prátaí’s, because Blightist’s hate potatoes and want to get rid of potatoes.

Saying anything disrespectful about potatoes is a sin.

Every Potatoist must own a Potatoist flag, this is so they can stay in touch with Fearprátá.

Stealing potatoes from a Potatoist is strongly forbidden.

Potatoist’s are not allouded to disrespect potatoes while they’re still Potatoist, they would have to quit the religion in order to do that.

Every Potatoist must eat atleast 1 potato a day.

You have to treat everyone kindly if you’re a Potatoist. Treating others badly (including non-Potatoist’s) is a sin. If you mistreat anyone, the Eaglais of Potatoism will remove your status as a Potatoist.